Dear neighbour (the one who keeps his WiFi wide open),
I’ve been on your wireless network without you knowing. I’ve been gentle with it though – refraining myself from downloading any torrents and youtube-ing. I don’t know whats up with your connection today. I hope you’re trying to fix your fucked up connection right now. I would love to offer any assistance but I’d prefer that you don’t know I’m on your network. So to the people with connection problems, make it fast ah (fixing). And whats up with the 9PM wireless curfew?
Regards,
Someone within the 10 metre (or more) radius.
P/s: Incase you’re wondering, I’m blogging through my phone.
P/s/s: I know I’m not making any sense.
affy-
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Hahahahahahaha! But tsk tsk naughty naughty Affy
xx
you put the first smile on my face today.
Well, hey, at least you’re honest about it
Hahaha …. mine.. got no curfew at all !!! I love my neighbour…. Just wonder which one though… but love em all the same…
Hello, this is you neighbour speaking.
So you’re the cute guy who keeps on slowing my connection. I finally caught you huh. Why 9pm? Cos dats the perfect time for *ehem* … well you’ll understand one day.
Thank you for not downloading and surfing to restricted sites. Blogging is nevertheless healthy. I’m proud of you.
p/s: hehehehhe keep up wif the blogging kiddo.. dont mind me kidding around here.
Cheers,
No-quite-thine-neighbour-Vixen
if i were your neighbour, i’d be having some fun with your internet usage too